Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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