he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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