you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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