D3 body, D1 cock
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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