I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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