We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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