Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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