One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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