Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
...so i touched it.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
True strength comes from lack of pants
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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