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• (815): View more from Illinois

  the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

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  Yes and so do I

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• (972): View more from Texas

  You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"

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• (909): View more from California

  is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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  Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.

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  I will rub McFlurries all over you.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?

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• (858): View more from California

  Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.

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