everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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