Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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