I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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