Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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