their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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