sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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