I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Come on in and take your pants off
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