She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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