Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
