i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
What a dumb baby whore.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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