Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Floor bacon is actually really good
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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