Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She announced her abortion via fbk
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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