Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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