i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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