I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We had sex on a dog bed..
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila