what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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