I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
