I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Randomize
