How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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