I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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