Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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