What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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