and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
