My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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