I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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