I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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