Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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