This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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