Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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