bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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