Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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