...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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