Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
