Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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