She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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