What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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