did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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