there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Randomize
