Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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