i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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