Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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