that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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