There was a lot of him and a little penis
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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