Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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